Plan your life around Alicia's unreliable horoscopes
Alicia Landrum
October 19, 2011
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Libra (9/23 - 10/23) Happy birthday, Libra! Celebrate your existence by treating yourself to something nice: a new pair of shoes, that little technological marvel you’ve been wanting, or an extended trip to North Africa. You’ve removed yourself from the spotlight too many times. Focus on your ne...
Plan your life around Alicia's unreliable horoscopes
Alicia Landrum
October 5, 2011
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Libra (9/23 - 10/23) You’ve already invested plenty of time and energy into pursuing your life’s goal, Libra. You mapped out the future long ago and have been working toward making this ideal a reality ever since. Give up that goal and begin working toward a new plan. Move to the Rocky Mountains a...
Plan your life around Alicia's unreliable horoscopes
Alicia Landrum
September 21, 2011
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Virgo: It’s time to gather new life experiences, Virgo. If you’re looking for some new clothes, skip Target and Old Navy. Instead, give some of the shops featured on page 11 a try. Opt for red wine instead of beer next time you go out. Go to a yoga class instead of weight training. If you’re vega...
Plan your life around Alicia's unreliable horoscopes
Alicia Landrum
September 7, 2011
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Virgo (8/23 - 9/22) Happy birthday, Virgo! It’s obvious that you’re eager to begin partying, but you must remember that, with all the stressors the school year brings, it is necessary to devote at least a sizeable portion of your time to studying. Failing a chemistry exam makes for a horrible birt...
Alicia's unreliable horoscopes
Alicia Landrum
August 18, 2011
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(divined) by Alicia Landrum Leo (7/23 - 8/22) You’re keeping a secret, Leo, and it’s driving you crazy. Of course you want to get things off your chest, but before you come clean to the whole world, test drive your confession to a close friend. Chances are, if he or she doesn’...
Alicia’s unreliable horoscopes
Alicia Landrum
February 23, 2011
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Pisces (2/19 - 3/20) Happy birthday, Pisces! Despite your birthday plans, you’ve been very stressed recently. Meditation and breathing exercizes will help calm you over the next few weeks. Also, water your grandmother’s plants. Single? Go to the park, and bring a sketchbook. Chicks dig artists. At...
