Taurus (4/20 - 5/20) Happy birthday, Taurus! Between all the end-of-semester assignments you have due and the daunting reality of finals, it might seem as if the universe is prohibiting you from celebrating your birth. And it is. But don’t let that bum you out. Demand at least a two-hour study break ...
Q) Could you dig a hole through the center of the Earth to create a super-fast highway to China? A) No! You could not! Directly below your feet right now is actually the Indian Ocean (assuming you are reading this in the United States and not in the far-flung future where everything written by the ...
Aries (3/21 - 4/19) Happy birthday, Aries! A serious celebration is in order. (The kind where you wake up with your pants on backwards and marker phalluses stained into your forehead. And a new haircut. And the inexplicable presence of a domesticated raccoon.) In your debauchery, do not overlook the ...
Q) How big of an explosion would you get from having a grain of sand going the speed of light? A) Nice! A question with some good math-y meat to it! In order to calculate this, we are going to have to make a few assumptions. We will assume that your grain of sand is about 1.57 milligrams (which seems ...
Aries (3/21 - 4/19) Happy birthday, Aries! You’ve found yourself bored and unmotivated recently. As much as you might desire a break from your mundane state, you can’t bring yourself to care enough to make it happen. The solution is easy: be dependent on someone else! If you see another person ...
Q) If Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, and Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, could Fuzzy Wuzzy be made fuzzy with science? A) Before we go any farther I will need to request that you always capitalize Science, lest you anger it. Well, my go-to choice for how to deal with this situation is some carpeting and glue. Assuming ...
As little kids, we were always told various snippets of wisdom of what to do and not to do in order to keep ourselves safe and healthy. We believed these wise words, but only to an extent. Eventually, we reached the point where we would much rather try things out for ourselves instead of listening ...
St. Patrick’s Day is March 17, and Mercerians need to celebrate. Many Macon establishments will be hosting parties to celebrate holiday. Mercer Village: will host a St. Patrick’s Day celebration starting at 10 a.m. Saturday. Merchants will be selling crafts and goods, and Good Country People, ...
Pisces (2/19 - 3/20) Happy birthday, Pisces! You did very little to rest up over the break. If you’re looking for ways to increase your energy, try training yourself to run on 3 hours of sleep in a given 24-hour period. Sleep from 5-8 every morning, wake up and drop some adrenochrome. You’ll be ...
Q) I know a lot of employment positions are being replaced by robots. But I’m a student. Do you think students will ever be replaced by robots? Fantasize (nightmarishly, if we share the same outlook) about it. A) I’m not sure if they wanted to know if students will be replaced or people who study ...
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